okay pat passed out under dana's car
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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