If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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