she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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