God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize