Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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