Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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