That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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