at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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