i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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