I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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