Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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