his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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