The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
