you win again, gameday.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I woke up under a house in Key West
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