I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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