we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
