Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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