I puked a lego.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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