Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
