Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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