This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i love accidental penises.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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