Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
there is puke in my bra ... again
try to milk me bitch
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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