we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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