I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The Olympian is in my bed
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