I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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