need another drink. this is the easiest way
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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