6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Randomize
