You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
