are you still at the devil's house?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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