and she was petting her beer can
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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