She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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