why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
