He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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