Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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