So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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