break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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