it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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