you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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