Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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