He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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