He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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