He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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