Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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