We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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