We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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