Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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