OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have so many feelings about this burrito
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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