Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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