What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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