Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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