Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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